Goofy Ass Gun – Comedy Tee
Meet our most ridiculous recruit yet! Our “Goofy Ass Gun” tee features our buff donkey mascot who’s clearly been skipping brain day at the gym. This muscle-bound mule is packing heat AND holding up a “Kiss My Ass Gun” sign like he’s the world’s most armed crossing guard.
When serious meets silly, you get pure comedic gold. Our goofy gunslinger proves that you can be tough, armed, and absolutely hilarious all at once. Perfect for anyone who believes laughter is the best weapon (alongside actual weapons, obviously).
Battle-Tested Construction:

100% ring-spun cotton that’s as reliable as our mascot is ridiculous (Sport Grey locks and loads with 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather brings the firepower with 65% polyester, 35% cotton)
4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) – lightweight for quick-draw comfort, durable for long-range wear
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping reinforced stronger than our donkey’s grip on that sign
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease (because even goofy gunmen have standards)
Ethically sourced blanks from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala – international quality for domestic laughs

Perfect for gun enthusiasts with zero chill, fitness fanatics who don’t take themselves seriously, or anyone who wants to confuse people at the grocery store.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable snorting, confused stares, and requests for high-fives.
Note: White variant may appear slightly off-white – think “surrender flag that’s seen some action.”

Locked and Loaded Just For You:
This “Goofy Ass Gun” tee is custom-made especially for you as soon as you pull the trigger on your order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to your doorstep. Just like our mascot doesn’t rush his comedy routine, we don’t rush our craftsmanship.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction – because our goofy donkey believes in being responsibly ridiculous. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions that pack a comedic punch! 🤪🔫