Kiss My Ass Gun – Classic Hoodie

Kiss My Ass Gun – Classic Hoodie
Lock and load your comfort levels with our signature “Kiss My Ass Gun” hoodie featuring our beloved donkey mascot who’s ready to keep you warm while delivering maximum attitude. This isn’t just outerwear – it’s a cozy fortress of satirical gold that wraps you in Second Amendment spirit and cheeky irreverence.
Thick, soft, and made to lounge like a stubborn mule in a sunny pasture—this oversized hoodie wraps you in comfort with its brushed fleece and roomy fit. No drawcords, just clean lines and cozy vibes that hit the target every time. Easy to throw on, hard to take off, and guaranteed to trigger some laughs.
Combat-Ready Comfort Specs:

Breathable 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece blend that’s softer than our mascot’s heart (but twice as tough)
10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²) fabric weight – heavy enough to stop cold, light enough for quick-draw comfort
Brushed interior fleece for a soft, cozy feel that’ll make you more stubborn than our donkey about taking it off
Roomy, unisex fit that goes big on comfort—perfect for concealed carry of snacks and freedom
Double-layered, no-drawcord hood provides tactical head coverage without the hassle
Front pocket for stuff, snacks, and your constitutional rights
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua – Central American craftsmanship for American laughs

Perfect for gun enthusiasts who value comfort, anyone who appreciates premium loungewear with a kick, or folks who want their hoodies to pack as much personality as their holsters.
Warning: May cause excessive lounging, patriotic feelings, and reluctance to leave the house.

Deployed Just For You:
This “Kiss My Ass Gun” hoodie is custom-made especially for you as soon as you pull the trigger on your order. Just like our donkey mascot doesn’t rush his attitude, we don’t rush our craftsmanship. Thank you for making tactical comfort decisions that serve both style and sustainability! 🔫🇺🇸