Kiss My Ass Gun – Premium Tank Top
Lock and load your summer wardrobe with our signature “Kiss My Ass Gun” tank featuring our beloved donkey mascot who’s ready to show some skin while packing heat and attitude. This isn’t just a tank top – it’s a sleeveless statement piece that fires off laughs faster than you can flex.
It’s always a good decision to invest in premium-quality basics that’ll look good and last long, especially when they come with maximum firepower and minimum sleeves. This men’s premium tank top is exceptionally soft and smooth, made of durable materials that can handle whatever you throw at them. Wear it as your workout top, layering piece, or on its own paired with your favorite bottoms – our stubborn mascot approves of all tactical fashion choices.
Range-Ready Construction:

100% combed ring-spun cotton that’s smoother than our donkey’s gun-handling skills (Athletic Heather locks and loads with 85% cotton, 15% viscose; Charcoal Heather goes tactical with 60% polyester, 40% cotton)
5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²) fabric weight – heavyweight enough for durability, lightweight enough for quick-draw comfort
Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material built tougher than our mascot’s attitude
Relaxed fit perfect for concealed carry of confidence and constitutional rights
Extra soft surface that’s gentler than our donkey’s sense of humor
Sleeveless drop arm design for maximum freedom of movement (and maximum gun show)
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh – international quality for domestic laughs

Perfect for gym sessions, range days, BBQs, or any time you want to show off your arms AND your Second Amendment pride. Whether you’re pumping iron or just pumping up the comedy, this tank delivers.
Warning: May cause spontaneous flexing, patriotic sweating, and requests for tickets to the gun show.
Deployed Just For You:
This “Kiss My Ass Gun” tank is custom-made especially for you as soon as you pull the trigger on your order. Just like our donkey mascot doesn’t rush his bicep curls, we don’t rush our craftsmanship. Thank you for making tactical wardrobe decisions that serve both style and sustainability! 💪🔫

Deployed Just For You:
This “Kiss My Ass Gun” tank is custom-made especially for you as soon as you pull the trigger on your order. Just like our donkey mascot doesn’t rush his bicep curls, we don’t rush our craftsmanship. Thank you for making tactical wardrobe decisions that serve both style and sustainability! 💪🔫