Strong Ass Gun – Power Tee
Get swole and stay strapped with our “Strong Ass Gun” tee featuring our absolutely jacked donkey mascot who’s been hitting the gym AND the gun range. This buff burro doesn’t just pack heat – he packs serious muscle and even more serious attitude.
Our four-legged fitness influencer proves that the right to bear arms goes perfectly with the right to bare arms. Whether you’re deadlifting, defending freedom, or just flexing your sense of humor, this shirt delivers maximum impact with every rep.
Features:

Premium cotton blend built tough like our mascot
Vibrant, detailed graphic of our muscle-bound mule
Comfortable fit that won’t restrict your gains (or your gun rights)
Guaranteed to spot you some laughs at the gym

Perfect for fitness enthusiasts who shoot straight, gun owners who lift heavy, or anyone who believes the Second Amendment pairs well with a solid workout routine. This shirt combines iron pumping with iron sights in one gloriously ridiculous package.
Warning: May cause spontaneous flexing, patriotic feelings, and uncontrollable urges to hit the gym AND the shooting range.
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100% ring-spun cotton construction that’s as strong as our donkey’s biceps (Sport Grey flexes with 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather powers up with 65% polyester, 35% cotton)
4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) – lightweight enough for comfort, tough enough for the range
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping provides reinforcement stronger than our mascot’s grip
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease (because even muscle-bound donkeys hate wrinkles)
Ethically sourced blanks from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala – global strength for local laughs

Perfect for fitness enthusiasts who shoot straight, gun owners who lift heavy, or anyone who believes the Second Amendment pairs well with a solid workout routine.
Warning: May cause spontaneous flexing and uncontrollable urges to hit the gym AND the shooting range.
Note: White variant may appear slightly off-white – think “gym sock white” rather than “fresh cotton white.”
Strength. Satire. Second Amendment. ??

Locked and Loaded Just For You:
This “Strong Ass Gun” tee is custom-made especially for you as soon as you pull the trigger on your order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to your doorstep. Just like our muscular mascot doesn’t rush his reps, we don’t rush our craftsmanship.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction – because nobody likes waste, whether it’s ammo or apparel. Our donkey mascot approves of your tactical purchasing decision that’s both smart for your wallet and kind to the planet.
Thank you for making thoughtful choices that pack a punch for both style and sustainability! ???